[FF7] I Come from the Blue Star

Three aliens suddenly show up and get to know their boss, online friend, and instructor. They grow close, fall in love, and fight each other as much as they love each other. Alien Number One is dedicated to boosting the boss's performance, getting the online friend a raise, and making the instructor's father miserable. Alien Number Two is dedicated to doing research for the boss, making chicken soup for the online friend, and making the instructor's father miserable. Alien Number Three is dedicated to... getting the boss a raise, getting into flame wars with the online friend, and putting the instructor's father in a sack and beating him up. I feel like the tone's gone off the rails at the end. What do you think? /goodbye/ An FF7 fanfic. The author is terrible at writing blurbs. This story might develop some really serious bugs as I write, and the characters might turn into total crap. In case anyone doesn't know what a bug is, here's an explanation: Bug [English][b?g][American][b?ɡ] n. insect; trap, flaw; bacteria, germ; listening device; vt. bug a place; disturb, annoy; torment, cause suffering; make (the eyes) bulge or grow larger; vi. grow larger; protrude; Great, now the blurb looks like it has a lot more English, and my vibe has instantly improved. I started writing with the noble attitude that making a thousand families cringe makes me happy, and also: There's a wild Mary Sue here!! There's a wild Mary Sue here!! There's a wild Mary Sue here!! This is important, so it has to be said three times. See, I told you there's a wild Mary Sue here, so anti-Sue readers, please don't come in and insult me. The author's writing is clumsy, the storytelling is weak, and there's no outline, so I just write whatever comes to mind. If you can accept all that, don't hesitate, jump on in, and I'll catch you. Oh, right, I forgot to say I have procrastination problems. That's all. I believe everyone's a good person. Here, take your Good Person card and hold on to it. Theme: