The Occult Master the Entire Entertainment Industry Kneels To

[Next up: "In the Underworld, Just Went Live [Metaphysics]", "Matchmaker Live: Exposing Cheaters and Dodging Red Flags [Metaphysics]", "My Top-Tier Star Brother Worries Every Day That I'll Die [Metaphysics]" Gu Chuchu, a powerful being from another world, woke up to discover she'd been forcibly transmigrated. She'd become an internet-famous paparazzo, spying on people, taking scandalous photos and kissing videos, then blackmailing them for money. Gu Chuchu, brimming with curiosity: Do I have to stake out nearby when I take pictures? Can I watch the action live? Rising young heartthrob: Take pictures of me, take pictures of me! My face is flawless, and it looks even better up close. While you're at it, buy me a trending topic! Gu Chuchu: I'll only take pictures if you do a steamy scene. Rising young heartthrob: ... Terrified and conflicted, but one exposure by the master is worth ten years of cultivation. He grits his teeth and throws caution to the wind! A certain has-been film queen: Master, I've got kissing photos, bedroom photos, everything. Pick me, pick me! Assistant No. 1, stern-faced: Submit your materials for review. Please read the rate card carefully. Master's daily lecture. Gu Chuchu: The key to taking pictures is to pick angles that show as little clothing as possible. Assistant No. 2 nods, bewildered: He didn't just imagine it, did he? There's a headless ghost clinging to the movie emperor's back! A certain movie emperor caught in nude photos: How about we try another pose? And so a trend swept through the entertainment industry. Everyone groveled before the master, begging her to expose their secrets! The demons and monsters weren't about to be outdone. They worshiped the master, begging her to pet them! Reader's note: 1. An urban supernatural story with a male lead, also known as "The Daily Life of an Internet-Famous Paparazzi Medium." It features ghost-catching and is lighthearted, not scary, though anyone who's easily frightened should stay away. 2. A wish-fulfillment power fantasy. The heroine is genuinely awesome and loves showing off. If she doesn't show off, she'll die. Coming soon: "The Feng Shui Curio Shop" An Xia, the switched-at-birth heiress, was raised in a Taoist temple. After coming of age, she inherited her grandfather's feng shui curio shop. On her first day open, she stocked up on gourd pendants and discovered that they sang all day long, with a repertoire rivaling a karaoke song library. A few days later, she got seven goldfish. Their bubbles came in every color of the rainbow, and their luck rating was maxed out. One day, a handsome man suddenly fell from the huge mulberry tree by the wall and stared straight at her. An Xia raised a chicken drumstick: Hungry? Want some? Lu Bai swallowed it in one bite, then stared at the bits of meat clinging to the corner of her mouth. The shop was getting rave reviews, and its customers were all kinds of strange. A publicly listed company CEO whose stock had hit the daily limit down every day: Master, please give me a luck-changing talisman! A down-on-his-luck movie emperor who was pinned down by ghosts every night: Master, I need a treasure to save my life! A peony spirit who kept failing at confessions and was still single: Master, I need a crystal to attract romance! Lu Bai, a rich young master who fainted from hunger: Tell my fortune in love! Her biological parents came to claim her: An Xia, we've finally found you! Coming soon: "Cuddled in My Idol's Arms While He Pets Me" [A sweet, silly cat spirit who's determined to save her idol vs. a handsome idol who sees through everything but pretends not to] Miao Yinyin is a law-abiding little cat spirit in the new century, soft and snowy white, and the adored little princess of the cat clan for a thousand years. As Xie Yi's most devoted fan, Miao Yinyin's greatest wish is to curl up in her idol's arms and be petted. One day, she finally managed to take human form! When she woke again, the first thing she saw was a sleeping face so handsome it took her breath away! Miao Yinyin blushed and her heart raced. She shrieked: Aah! She... she's actually sleeping in Xie Yi's arms!!! So close! So handsome! His eyelashes are so long and curled! She secretly pinched her cheek. It hurt! This was real! Xie Yi slowly woke. Miao Yinyin was so frightened she turned back into a cat, bit her little tail, and pretended to be asleep! Xie Yi stroked her fur and smiled gently. "Good girl. Turn back." Later, after Miao Yinyin explained why she was there, Xie Yi looked at the little girl who seemed about five years old and asked with a smile, "How are you going to protect me?" Miao Yinyin patted her little chest. "I... I'm only like this temporarily. As long as I'm here, I won't let you die!" Then she lifted her little head, blushed, and gave him a peck on the cheek. Xie Yi's eyes filled with tenderness. He covered his heart. "Still not better." All the fans knew their idol had someone special. During one interview, the host asked when he would make it public. Xie Yi stroked the little white cat in his arms and smiled. "It's already public." Everyone: ?!!! [Reader's note]: 1. A sweet, wish-fulfillment story. Please don't overanalyze the logic. 2. The heroine is a cat spirit. At first, she can't maintain her human form and is a little girl; later, she'll become an ordinary adult. There are occasional hints of the supernatural. Theme: