[Western Crossover] Distant Starlight

They say Asgard's second princess is nearly two thousand years old and still has a terminal case of chuunibyou. They say Asgard's second princess is nearly two thousand years old and still schemes to dethrone her brother and become king. They say Asgard's second princess is nearly two thousand years old and still acts like a tsundere heroine from a shoujo manga. They say Asgard's second princess is nearly two thousand years old and still Yao Guang lounged with her legs crossed, reading the newspaper. She couldn't resist taunting the international inmate locked up across from her: "Why the sour face? When I failed at my coup and spent over two thousand years in prison, I didn't even have a newspaper to read." The inmate across from her turned away with a huff. "Heh." This story involves Game of Thrones, HP, Sherlock, Transformers, The Hobbit, Merlin, Criminal Minds, and possibly more. The main plot probably won't change, probably??? Characters from the other worlds are mostly here to make cameo appearances, since the male lead's position is unshakable. The heroine has MAX snark, MAX banter, and a chuunibyou streak. The male lead is definitely Loki. They got married before Loki fully succumbed to chuunibyou, and they have a little bun together. In short, she can probably save Loki from his history of self-destruction (probably?). Definitely OOC. I probably only borrowed Tom Hiddleston's face and Loki's talent for self-destruction (???). The banter stays at maximum intensity throughout, so don't drink while reading. The early story races through the plot, then the later part slows down so much you'll want to rush over and beat me up. The ending is definitely a happy life of banter for a family of three. Theme: Friendship between East and West depends on everyone.