[Western Crossover] I Accidentally Fell Asleep

Ever since Martha transmigrated into a superhero world with a MAX danger rating, she discovered that she had somehow gained a superpower, a weird and absolutely useless superpower. For example, she could turn into a punching bag at the gym and get knocked three meters away by a punch from some sweet, shield-wielding captain. Or she could turn into the armor of a vain rich kid, only to get thrashed by an enraged Green Giant. Or she could turn into the scepter of some chuunibyou god, who used her day in and day out to smite the heavens and the earth, constantly shouting about destroying the planet. And, on top of that, she could turn into a teacup at some villain's base, where she had to listen to them brainstorm their world-ending plans. Martha was exhausted. All she wanted was to get some peace and sleep! Why was that so hard? Then one day, a bald old professor in a wheelchair came to see her. He smiled gently and asked, "Hello, have you ever heard of..." Martha: "No! Get lost!" Reader's Guide: 1. This is a lighthearted story. The female lead's superpower is garbage, but she still gets to be awesome. 2. Characters may be OOC, the author's intelligence is questionable, logic has gone to the dogs, and the timeline... probably doesn't exist. _(:з"∠)_ 3. Finally, shamelessly asking you to add my story to your favorites! Strongly recommend my friend's stories!!! A sincere, upright, stubborn sword fanatic who is new to the world X a conceited, frivolous evil sword spirit who takes on the whole world. Yang Jian is willing to give himself to repay his master's kindness, just a little. Flirt with me once, and I'll fall for you. Clearly talented enough to sweep across the stars, yet he insists on becoming an actor. Theme: