[Naruto] Uchiha Clan's Senju Mu

What is a village? What is a ninja? What is a Hokage? Mu thinks they're all fine. Anyway, he doesn't want to be any kind of Hokage, and he isn't called Senju Mu. He's Uchiha Mu! There's nothing wrong with being a blockhead, and red eyes aren't all that great either, but... Madara, put Obito down! He's still a kid! If you're upset, go destroy Konoha, Iwagakure, Sunagakure, Kirigakure, or Kumogakure. Destroy whatever you like. If all else fails, bring Hashirama Senju back to life and then kill him. Peace? Sorry, isn't that Naruto's job? He's neither the Child of Prophecy nor the reincarnation of some son of the Sage of Six Paths. Anyway, he can't handle anything too difficult! Huh? Obito, you want to become Hokage? …All right, I'll go help you carve a Sharingan into Hokage Rock, as a favor. Top-focused, top-focused, top-focused. Important things need to be said three times. The pairing is Mu x Nagato... The Uchiha trio side pairing stays together. As for why the blurb gives off a Mu-and-Obito vibe, that's definitely a misunderstanding. The author is just a true fan of Tobi. Their favorite pairing is Obito and Kakashi! A separate collection of extras: The Red-Eyed Rabbit of the Mu Household