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A well-known theme park recently announced a special offer: wear matching couple outfits, and two people can enter with just one ticket. (Except Sundays.)

P.S. This park really is famous.

P.P.S. The park is a long way from the city.

P.P.P.S. Tickets are expensive. Working-class people can only look on unless they're trying to pick up girls.

The important part: this park is for shut-ins! For shut-ins! Tickets are expensive!! Really expensive!!!

Still, I can afford half price.

This story came to me after I saw an ad while waiting for a bus. The ad actually said the offer didn't apply during the Qingming Festival... I was like, what the heck? The theme park is so far from the city, and you exclude the Qingming Festival too? You never intended to offer a discount at all, did you?!

Warning: I haven't taken my meds. I really haven't. I used to take twelve pills a day, but now I've been secretly throwing them away behind my mom's back. So this story really is crazy.