A Cockroach Curse Spirit Doesn't Want to Be a Pure-Love Heartthrob

I melded souls with Geto, shared a passionate kiss with Yuta, got locked in a room with Gojo, and stayed by Toji's side after his death. That's me, Heimu Si, the Jujutsu World's favorite. There isn't a single hot guy I haven't managed to get close to.

Lying deep in a pitch-black alley, I gazed hopelessly up at the stars and caught a cigarette butt as it fell onto my face. My life as a cockroach was utterly bleak.

Hearing someone shout, "Dazai, you bastard!" as the words whizzed past my ear, I immediately rose onto my hind legs, waggled my antennae, and scuttled straight toward him:

Let's disappear from this world together, Dazai Osamu! Take me with you! This idiotic world created by an idiotic manga, I can't stand being here for another minute!!!

[I'm sorry for being born a cockroach cursed spirit]

A creation born of Akutami's abuse. Thank you, Akutami. I'm off to drive a dump truck... a cockroach trap into you, then crawl out of your mouth.