All the Jujutsu Villains Want to Join My Family

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Guys, does anyone get me? I made the King of Curses kneel and call me Dad, and he actually learned how to love and wanted to join my family!

Ya Xiangzhi transmigrated into a wild manga she'd gone on a binge-reading spree with not long ago. Not only was she taken in by a beautiful auntie with stitches across her head, she also got to meet the strongest characters as kids, before they were cut from the story or had their corpses stolen.

That's right, Brain was the one who adopted her. She became Gojo's classmate and Geto's neighbor, and even witnessed the latter eating shit... I mean, curses.

Ya Xiangzhi: "..."

Urgent! How do I get myself out of this idiotic manga?

Because fourteen years from now, that gorgeous Sukuna is going to grow out of her little brother's body and infect Fushiguro Megumi!

...No way. She absolutely won't let her adorable little brother be corrupted by Sukuna.

So she teams up with the strongest sorcerers and the Heavenly Restriction tyrant to overturn the original story's deranged plot, and make the King of Curses kneel and call her Dad!

After everything settles down, Ya Xiangzhi discovers that her neighbor Geto, who helped her look after her little brother when they were kids, now has a line of stitches across his head. He smiles and greets her.

"Hey, Xiangzhi. Long time no see. How have you been?"

"Long time no see, Mom. Getting used to using Geto's body?"

Xiangzhi swallows all of Sukuna's fingers, and black cursed markings appear across her face. "How about I get you a new body right now?"

Xiangzhi unleashes her ultimate move and wipes out the whole bunch of bastards. As a result, they learn how to love.

Brain says he wants to become her real family. Whoever Xiangzhi likes can wear that person's skin for her, so they can be together forever.

Sukuna also blurts out that he's fallen for Xiangzhi, and asks to meet her in his next life so he can feel her charms with his body once again.

On her second run, the moment Xiangzhi sees Geto, she can't help punching him.

"Sukuna took over my little brother's body to pursue me and marry me, and my adoptive mother stole your body so she could become family with me. Geto, choose: do you want that future, or do you want to live a little longer?"

Geto, still in middle school, laughs. "Xiangzhi, what happened? All right, all right, I get it. I'll live to a hundred."

Ya Xiangzhi: "..."

You'd better. Otherwise, every villain in the jujutsu world will join my family and play a pure-love game with me!

Original female protagonist, leader of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. My friend called her the ultimate daddy, so I changed the blurb.

The kind of character who'll make you sweat buckets. Even Itadori calls her Big Sis Demon, and Sukuna gets knocked flat on his back and needs oxygen. You can imagine the rest.______

No ship wars, but the CP really isn't decided. I don't know who she'll choose in the end, either.

No one is staying in character. The whole thing is full of dark humor, and the plot is absolutely explosive. Even the author is screaming, so please bear with me.

iivv, I have six things to say...

Coming soon:

"The Cockroach Curse Doesn't Want to Be a Pure-Love Harem Favorite", a short crackfic, under 30,000 words

(Who's actually bookmarking this? I'm freaking out. Does anyone really want to read a harem favorite story like this?)

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