I Accidentally Fell in Love with You

Ou Wei: Jian Dan, you jerk. Jian Dan: What? Ou Wei: ... A laid-back guy and a quirky goddess in their everyday tale of utter insanity. Ou Wei: Tell me, are you trying to take liberties with me, or not? Jian Dan: Actually, you've been the one taking liberties with me all along. Ou Wei: Look where your hand is! Do you want me to chop that hoof off and use it as a drinking snack? A certain very lecherous hoof twitched, then quickly fled the scene of the crime. (Any resemblance is purely coincidental.)