[Naruto] Sasuke, Your Daughter's Here

Uchiha Sarada always thought her dad was a jerk, but she never imagined that when he was young, that jerk had been a complete scumbag.

As a girl with a poker face, Sarada feels a little stressed.

#Dad, are you seriously this ridiculous? Is that really okay? #

#Take ridiculous to the extreme and you get a scumbag. Why is Dad such a jerk? #

#Mom, it's unbelievable that you liked that scumbag for so many years. #

#They say acting chuunibyou and getting yourself killed is the Uchiha Clan's family trait. The only reason I'm not like that must be Mom's doing. #

#On the odds of inbreeding causing chuunibyou, experts say: one hundred percent. #

#I'm so glad I didn't inherit Dad's chuunibyou, self-destructive streak. #

When young Sarada meets her young Uncle Naruto...

#How to use outside help to turn excellent recessive genes into dominant ones. #

#Dad, you and Uncle Naruto really don't have a thing going on, do you? #

#The Seventh Hokage's past: A ten-thousand-mile search, all to bring his best friend home. #

Uchiha Sarada's conclusion: Men... really are idiots!