[Naruto + Reborn!] N Ways to Push the Limits

Naruto: Ciao~ I'm Reborn, the world's number one hitman. I'll train you to become a worthy Sixth Hokage.

Uchiha Itachi: ... (Sharingan)

Kakashi Hatake (relieved): Thank goodness it's not Lord Danzo... Wait, why is a hitman here to teach someone to be Hokage?! (freaking out)

Sasuke Uchiha: Hm, Nii-san, long time no see. There haven't been many A-rank missions in the village lately. The Sound Village really does have better "prospects." (pulls out the Bingo Book and walks away)

Kakashi Hatake: ...Lady Tsunade, wait! Lady Hokage, calm down! (showered with wood chips)

Rock Lee: Teacher Kakashi, would you like a cup of oolong tea? (smiling)

Kakashi Hatake: And an extra basket of grilled saury dumplings!

Rock Lee: Certainly. (nods) Please wait a moment. By the way, last time Sasuke Uchiha from Team Seven ate a basket of red bean buns, three baskets of beef buns, six glutinous rice balls, and also took away nine plates of three-color dango, and so on... He said to put it on your tab. Thank you for your patronage. (smiling)

Kakashi Hatake: ... (So is that why I didn't get this month's mission pay yesterday?) TAT

A note from the author: The title has changed. Its former title was [Naruto] The Hitman (Katekyo Hitman Reborn), the Money-Grubbing Owner of a Baozi Shop's Life in Naruto. You haven't clicked the wrong story, my dear collectors! =v=

The cover is from Guangnian Cover Studio.

I did something stupid a few days ago and took my little tablet to a medical checkup. It ended up costing the poor thing its life.