One-line pitch: A vampire's strategies for pressuring people to drink and fending off drinks
Lucky Lucky: feminine in appearance, an old man at heart, physically sexless, an amnesiac vampire who only drinks blood once in a long while and loves alcohol more than life itself.
Yuri: female in both appearance and body, a shrew at heart, and a witch who was either exiled or fled.
The two settle in the riverside town of Flicks and enroll in the local school.
In her spare time, Lucky hunts for money to buy booze. When she's busy, she hunts for money to buy booze. Otherwise, she gets drunk and makes a scene at the tavern with her drinking buddies, teasing the women around her, including Yuri. In the end, Yuri usually beats her up and drags her home.
Flicks School has a general studies department and a special department, but the special department is actually full of vampires (this part was inspired by Vampire Knight)! After a little accident, all sorts of tearjerking, touching stories unfold between her and this group of vampires...
Little puppy William panics: Lord Hill, Lucky dug up your vintage wine!
Hill, with her long silver hair, remains calm: It's fine. Let her drink.
William continues panicking: She! She! She's drunk and carrying Orphe over here!
Hill asks, puzzled: Why is she carrying Orphe?
William trembles with fear: Because Lucky is famous for teasing women when she's drunk!
Hill smiles faintly: It's fine. Let her come over.
Before long, Lucky kicks the door open, carrying an unconscious Orphe. Reeking of alcohol, she looks around, spots Hill, and grins. Hey, I knew there was another gorgeous silver-haired beauty in here!
Wait and see what happens next... Pfft! Whose Meteor Fist was that...? She gasps her last and dies.
[Just a lighthearted story! It's set in a fictional modern world, so don't take it too seriously. I made it all up. There's no big overarching plot, just vampires doing vampire stuff _(:з"∠)_]