[Stucky] Cap America, If You Have the Guts to Steal My Man, You Have the Guts to Open the Door!

Summary: Iron Man: Cap America, don't just hide in there and keep quiet! If you've got the nerve to steal my man, you've got the nerve to open the door! Note: This is an identity mix-up story. Tony falls for a man named Steve, but he doesn't know that Steve is Captain America. One day, he sees Captain America walking out of 'Steve's' room... He's consumed with jealousy! Cap America, don't just hide in there and keep quiet! If you've got the nerve to steal my man, you've got the nerve to open the door! Cap America, go find your Barnes and give Steve back to me! Give him back! Warnings: I'm just writing a silly short story to cheer myself up. The characters may be OOC. This is a parody, a parody, a parody, so don't nitpick! I'll try to wrap it up in four or five chapters. Thanks! Theme: