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This is a cheerful story about a venomous snake and an adorably clueless guinea pig from Spare Me, Snake King!
This is a no-holds-barred story about Snake King going out of character and becoming OOC. Obviously, it's all the guinea pig's fault...
Excerpt:
Someone, gloomy after being mocked all the time and never receiving any [friendship], got drunk...
Someone, clutching the professor's robes: I, I think that after all these years together, even if we're not best buddies who'd trust each other with our backs like you and Malfoy, not, I mean, even if we're not good friends, we're at least acquaintances, right? Sure, I'm clumsy and bad at making potions (Professor: Hmph!), lazy, greedy, and often absent-minded (the professor sneers), but you can't mock me and tear me apart the moment you see me! You can at least manage a smile when you see Malfoy, Q w Q...
The professor, rescuing his robes: ...I have to say, you're one of the rare Gryffindors with some self-awareness.
Someone: O – O
Professor: ...
Someone throws himself at the professor: T^T, Darling, you finally admit I'm your best buddy!
The professor, with a black line across his forehead, drags someone away: I just can't expect your brain to function normally!
And that's that, meow~
P.S. Two updates a day, at 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. (under normal circumstances... meaning that if the lousy author is in an abnormal state, there might only be one update a day or none at all...)
P.P.S. The cover is the lousy author's work, made with clumsy hands. Please go easy on it...
Theme:
The plot is pretty good, but the writing still has room for improvement. Come on
The little guinea pig must be Rael and Voldemort's child
Why not fish Regulus out? I was stunned by Thomas's nickname! (The name Tom is really annoying QAQ) Can he also be regarded as the new Lord OR is he the same as Harry? The author has written about the setting of "growing up and making potions" (I cried so much that the professor is a scumbag). I always feel that the professor is also looking forward to Thomas growing up and cutting his nails and hair regularly (the guinea pig must be a helper and a man who forgets his son...)
... The origin of the little guinea pig is so magical
Rael~~ Just die like this and offend Q-Q
By the way, if the comment in parentheses could be removed, the article would appear more formal!
This way it won't look too confusing.
A little suggestion~^3^
Slowpoke is so cute!
The cutest thing about guinea pigs is their meaty buttsww
It's so beautiful, good luck to the author~\(≧▽≦)/~La La La
The plot is pretty good, but the writing still has room for improvement. Come on
The little guinea pig must be Rael and Voldemort's child
Why not fish Regulus out? I was stunned by Thomas's nickname! (The name Tom is really annoying QAQ) Can he also be regarded as the new Lord OR is he the same as Harry? The author has written about the setting of "growing up and making potions" (I cried so much that the professor is a scumbag). I always feel that the professor is also looking forward to Thomas growing up and cutting his nails and hair regularly (the guinea pig must be a helper and a man who forgets his son...)
... The origin of the little guinea pig is so magical
Rael~~ Just die like this and offend Q-Q By the way, if the comment in parentheses could be removed, the article would appear more formal! This way it won't look too confusing. A little suggestion~^3^
Slowpoke is so cute! The cutest thing about guinea pigs is their meaty buttsww
It's so beautiful, good luck to the author~\(≧▽≦)/~La La La