Making a Living with Face Reading

[Don't Read] I'm skilled at throwing darts and can conjure spirits and gods... But it turns out to be completely useless. People nowadays believe in science. I know the I Ching and can predict right and wrong, disasters and misfortune... But it turns out to be completely useless. These days, people have this thing called computer fortune-telling. Sigh, in the end I can only make a living from physiognomy, which I used to think was the most useless skill of all. I could have lived off my face, but I chose to live off my talent instead. (Proudly holds up a big face.) Theme: