Ancestors, Come Out of Your Cave

Flower Manor's lord has three great passions: drinking, women, and a lively crowd. Yet he has just one real talent: knowing all the latest gossip. "There's nothing under heaven that this lord doesn't know!" "Oh? What about the ancestor the Sword Sect has kept sealed away for hundreds of years?" "..." "This lord will bring him out and have a look!" "My lord! The ancestor has emerged! What an unparalleled beauty, with a face like jade and flowers!" The lord of Flower Manor waved his fan. "Excellent. This lord loves beautiful people!" "My lord! The ancestor has emerged and is slaughtering everyone in sight. Let me escort you to safety!" The lord of Flower Manor kept waving his fan. "It's fine. This lord loves a good spectacle!" "My lord! Congratulations on winning the beauty's heart!" The lord of Flower Manor clutched his backside and kicked out. "Who brought the ancestor out? Kill every last one of them!" "..." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [Spoiler and Trigger Warnings] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Spoiler and Trigger Warnings 1. This is a serious drama. 2. The seme spent more than twenty years living like a caveman. His values are warped and he's cold-blooded. If that's not for you, don't read. 3. The ancestor is the seme and the manor lord is the uke, so this is a story about someone trying to pounce, only to get pounced on instead. 4. I hope you enjoy it! Remember to bookmark and leave a comment. Comments are always an author's greatest motivation! Link to the old story: If you like my writing, you can support the author here. #favorite_1{color:#FF0000;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Notice: This story will start updating on December 24. Thank you for your interest! Premise: