The Night Before the Great Vinegar War

A modern-world version of Liu Yu vs. Tuoba Tao, Liu Song vs. Northern Wei, Zhenjiang vinegar vs. Shanxi vinegar...

A replacement for the blade I once wielded in a fanfic collection for a friend.

Anyone is welcome to pick up this thread and take it in a wildly unexpected direction. Just let me know if you do.

Author's disclaimer:

1. This story is pure nonsense. Any resemblance to actual events is unfortunate.

2. Absurd humor, out-of-character portrayals, and time-space confusion. Best served with a splash of water alongside your meal. Enjoy with caution.

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