HP: Reading The Order of the Phoenix Fandom and Moneymaking Plan

The original work is Yue Ye Zigu's The Order of the Phoenix Fandom-Farming and Money-Making Plan. It's such a classic that I wanted to have some fun with it. Everyone: Another glowing orb, another reading session. Will this ever end? Glowing Orb: This time we're reading a parody. It'll be absolutely hilarious! Weasley twins: I love pranks! Luna: Cho Chang says the whole Malfoy family is full of posers. Hermione: So that's an insult, then. Lily: I've read so much fanfiction! Harry: Mum, I've seen right through you. Sirius: Stop making me have babies with Snivellus! Lupin: I really am not so frail that I cough up blood. Dumbledore: Could you stop airing everyone's love life all the time? Grindelwald: I did not go easy on him in the duel! Aberforth: I did not take any secret photos! Malfoy father and son: Your whole family is platinum-blond! Your whole family is Veelas! Riddle: I did not make my fortune on my looks! Voldemort: Could you stop making a fuss about me having no nose? Snape: I am so damn not a little cabbage! Seating chart: Headmaster Aberforth Harry Snape Sirius Lily Luna Lupin Hermione Lucius Fred Draco George Voldemort Riddle Grindelwald