[Dynasty Warriors 4 Fan Fiction] The Campus Diary of an RP Enthusiast

Q: Why is this full of RP? A: ...Because one of the authors couldn't draw fan art and turned all that frustration into this story = = Q: On campus...? = = A: = = What are you asking? (Gets knocked flying by Q) Ahem... All right, because we're students, and our RP parody cells are running wild. It's hard to build a specific setting, and we know schools a little better, so... Besides, this is based on the style of the authors' own school! The feelings are flowing... >v< Q: So... what do the authors mean? A: - - You really don't get it... Adding an s to author makes it plural... Ahem, two people are writing this together. You write a few hundred words, I write a few hundred words... Wahahahaha... (Eventually it turned into you write a thousand words, I write a thousand words, then you write a few thousand words, I write a few thousand words... OTL||) Q: A, what's so funny? = = A: …RP overload! Roar! The story begins!!! (Ignoring Q to the bitter end...) Main pairings: (tentative) Cao Pi × Sima Yi (main pairing) Zhang He × Sima Yi (very, very subtle... a pairing that has to be ignored for lack of space |||) Lu Xun × Jiang Wei Sun Ce × Zhou Yu Gan Ning × Ling Tong Zhao Yun × Ma Chao (actually, it's unclear who's the top and who's the bottom...) Let the RP begin... Premise: