Started writing on January 1, 2018. The scheduled-post box updates automatically.
Lin Xi was kidnapped by an unscrupulous System and forced to do grunt work.
The mission objective was to continue the sect's bloodline.
But once she arrived, she discovered that the whole bloodline business was just a pipe dream.
First Life
Long'er: Hello, Senior Sister.
Li Mochou [Something feels weird.]
Long'er: Want to practice martial arts, Senior Sister?
Li Mochou [Still feels weird.]
Long'er: Want to learn the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, Senior Sister?
Li Mochou [Finally realizes what's wrong]: S-Senior... Junior Sister...
Long'er is doing her best to push Li Mochou down...
Lin Xi: ...Is this what the mission is supposed to be?
Second Life
Su Yao: Junior Sister, why are you with that good-for-nothing Yun Tianqing again!
Su Yu: Does Senior Sister care about me, too?
Su Yao [Isn't the tone all wrong?]
Su Yu: Senior Sister hasn't spoken to me for three days.
Su Yao: ...
Su Yu: And Senior Sister hasn't practiced swordsmanship with me for a whole month.
Su Yao [Sword practice... Isn't that Xuan Xiao's thing?]
Su Yu: The nights in the mountains are getting cold. Are you cold, Senior Sister?
Su Yao: ...A little, especially when I see you smile.
Su Yu: Then I'll warm your bed, Senior Sister.
Lin Xi: ...Well, no matter what, I guess the mission counts as complete...
Third Life
Wu Xingyun: Junior Sister, it's your turn to take food to Senior Brother.
Li Canghai: Why am I always the one who goes? Why don't any of you go?
Wu Xingyun: ...Don't the three of us take turns? It's your turn today.
Li Canghai: I don't care. I'm not going, and you aren't allowed to go either!
Wu Xingyun: ...Junior Sister Qiushui has gone down the mountain. If none of us go, what will Senior Brother eat?
Li Canghai: Wind and dew! He can become an immortal or a Buddha!
Wu Xingyun: ...But we still have to cook. What will we eat otherwise?
Li Canghai: You!
Wu Xingyun: …[Junior Sister, your character seems to have gone off track. No, it's gone crooked.]
Lin Xi: ...Forget it. I'm used to this by now...
Fourth Life
Zhao Yunshang (alluring, bold, and overflowing with domineering charisma): Second Sister, I want you.
Lou Wuhen (tender and gentle): Big Sister, I want you too.
Zhao Yunshang (awkward and stunned): ...Second Sister, did you take the wrong medicine?
Lou Wuhen (smiling warmly and elegantly): Yes.
Zhao Yunshang: [shocked, swaying like a flower in the wind].jpg (Huh?)
Lou Wuhen:
Lou Wuhen threw you a fragment of the Shadow of the Willow Sword.jpg
Lou Wuhen threw you a Wheel of Time.jpg
Lou Wuhen threw you a bed.jpg
Lou Wuhen threw you a blanket.jpg
Lou Wuhen sent a message to the world:
Congratulations to the First and Second Palace Masters of the Red Chamber on their wedding! Everyone can line up at the Red Chamber to collect one gold coin!
Congratulations to the First and Second Palace Masters of the Red Chamber on their wedding! Everyone can line up at the Red Chamber to collect one gold coin!
Congratulations to the First and Second Palace Masters of the Red Chamber on their wedding! Everyone can line up at the Red Chamber to collect one gold coin!
Congratulations to the First and Second Palace Masters of the Red Chamber on their wedding! Everyone can line up at the Red Chamber to collect one gold coin!
Zhao Yunshang: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!
Lin Xi: …
Also known as: "My Junior Sister Doesn't Even Need to Cut It Open to Know It's Dark," "My Junior Sister Always Wants to 'Top' Me, What Do I Do?" "Turns Out the System Is a Fudanshi," and "A Rundown of the Sects I Accidentally Destroyed Over the Years."
The title decides who's top and who's bottom. They're all younger girls.
Theme:
I'm laughing so hard. These two are insulting each other at the same time. The Grand Palace Master is really jealous.
It feels like these two are attacking each other
She is strong, she is strong, the breeze blows on the hills. She is left alone, and the bright moon shines on the river. Lou is really determined now and is an indestructible boat in the strong wind and waves. There are too many distracting thoughts and he can't concentrate.
Lou: If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move!
Zhao: If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. I can't. Sit on and I'll move myself!
[Purple Sugar]kswl99
I am reminded of a song called "Fox Spirit", which is quite suitable for the occasion.
This pair of typical scumbags
Who was that last person?
I still think the Wu Xingyun trio is more awesome, but this pair pales in comparison. . . By the way, has the author ever considered writing about orthopedics for sisters?
I'm laughing so hard. These two are insulting each other at the same time. The Grand Palace Master is really jealous.
It feels like these two are attacking each other
She is strong, she is strong, the breeze blows on the hills. She is left alone, and the bright moon shines on the river. Lou is really determined now and is an indestructible boat in the strong wind and waves. There are too many distracting thoughts and he can't concentrate.
Lou: If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move! Zhao: If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. I can't. Sit on and I'll move myself!
[Purple Sugar]kswl99
I am reminded of a song called "Fox Spirit", which is quite suitable for the occasion.
This pair of typical scumbags
Who was that last person?
I still think the Wu Xingyun trio is more awesome, but this pair pales in comparison. . . By the way, has the author ever considered writing about orthopedics for sisters?
It can also be: From now on, I am your mother.