Demons Always Hide Behind the Heavens

Yi Xun: Master, why do you always get the scriptures wrong, and why are your explanations so sweeping and different every time? Master: Life has its ups and downs, and fate is unpredictable. Insisting on a single correct interpretation is just getting attached to appearances. Yi Xun: = = Yi Xun: Master, with so few worshippers at our temple, can we really afford to feed all these monks? Master: Have you heard of Amway? Yi Xun: = = Yi Xun: Master, what's wrong? Master: Fadu, the side hall collapsed the day before yesterday, and the great demon Bai Ye has broken free of his seal and escaped into the mortal world. Yi Xun: Master, are you sure this isn't just the foundation collapsing because the building is old and poorly maintained? Master: All the monks have fled the temple. You alone dared to come back, proving that you are exceptionally brave. You are destined for greatness. Cough, cough... Yi Xun: I just couldn't bear to leave my Apple phone behind. It cost me a kidney. Master: I'm at death's door. The responsibility for subduing the great demon now falls to you. Yi Xun: Master, can you really not tell that I only came back to avoid a blind date?!!! The above is the irresponsible, goofy version of the blurb. Actually, this is a story about an inept little monk and the great demon Bai Ye, born from an utterly wild imagination. It also goes by the titles