Obvious Flirts Are Easy to Dodge, Secret Scoundrels Are Hard to Guard Against

Whether you level up or not, your level is still there, neither high nor low. Whether you refine your gear or not, your stats are still there, neither more nor less. Whether you listen to me or not, the BOSS is still there, neither far nor near. Whether you submit to me or not, your life is still in my hands. There's no escaping, no getting away. Whether you're an idiot or not, an idiot is still an idiot, neither one thing nor the other. Whether you're shameless or not, shamelessness is still shamelessness, neither here nor there. Whether I play or not, the server is still there. Come if you want, or don't. Whether I love you or not, that person is still there, paying me no mind. Run my dungeon, or let me buy your account. Level up, sell your account. Randomness brings joy. Sword Breaks the Firmament is a miracle, the miracle of a shameless bastard. To this day, he still holds two unbreakable records: the earliest person in the whole server to get married, and the person who has gotten married the most times in the whole server. Hearts Pass Like Strangers is a rare specimen, a standout in the world of show-offs. He's one of the two most irritating, finicky kings in the server. Most of the time, he wears the punchable expression of someone thinking, "You're all vulgar commoners. Don't talk to me unless you have a reason." On the day Sword Breaks the Firmament got married for the thirteenth time, Hearts Pass Like Strangers became the first person in the server to clear the perverted dungeon. The System glitched. System: The wedding procession for Sword Breaks the Firmament and Hearts Pass Like Strangers has begun. Friends and family, please come and witness the ceremony. In heaven, may you be two birds flying wing to wing; on earth, may you be two branches intertwined. Today, players across the server will witness your love. The world chat erupted in wails and howls. Players everywhere were thrown into chaos. [World] You Peasants: Congratulations, Master! Congratulations! You're the only man in all the Three Realms legally married to another man! A real man! I'm a divider This is a BL online-game novel, a history of the turbulent struggle between brazen flirtation and covert shamelessness. You don't need any background in online games to follow it. It's the perfect companion for murder, looting, relaxing at home, traveling, taking a bath, or using the toilet! If you've read "The Lovelorn Venerable Lord Is Addicted to Love" or "With Master in Hand, I Own the World," feel free to... This story is 1v1, has a happy ending, and features the adorable "everyone loves a shameless person" trait. Read with caution to avoid spraying your screen. The first two stories had younger seme; this time, it's an older-man seme... Author's reliability notice: A hilarious production by Long Ting, generally not a letdown. January 1, 2013, let's go! Theme: