Urgent! How Do I Deal with the Monsters Who Show Up at My Door Every Day?!

Topic: Help! How do I deal with monsters that show up at my door every day? (Details inside) First of all, I'm not joking! Before I realized those "things" were monsters, I had no idea such creatures even existed! I've tried peachwood swords and peachwood charms, but they don't work! Buddhist prayer beads and blessed amulets are just as useless! I even have a dog at home. Honestly, the dog seems more useful than those things. Please tell me if there's any good way to keep monsters away from me! No. 0 ☆☆☆ OP on the verge of a breakdown, posted 2015-XX-XX 18:48:48 ☆☆☆ ...This is a tragic story about someone determined to fight monsters, only to end up being eaten and swallowed by the monster living right beside him. A few things to know before you dive in: 1. Bottom protagonist, one-on-one pairing. This story starts slowly, so I recommend starting from Chapter 4. 2. A wish-fulfillment story full of golden fingers, not told in forum-post format. 3. Fantasy-leaning, with most of the monsters in the story taken from The Classic of Mountains and Seas. 4. The top is the most top-like top in history (hey!) Thanks to the handsome Ya Cai for making the cover! VIP Announcement: This story will become VIP-only on July 10. Three chapters will be released that day. I hope my dear readers will continue to support it. Thank you! Theme: