The Demon King's Handbook for Raising Pets

As the saying goes, a fallen Demon King is worse off than a pig. Lucifer the Thirteenth, the twenty-seventh Demon King of the Hall of Ten Thousand Demons, gazed at the dog food before him and couldn't agree more. "You promised me a red-robed archbishop! And this is what you give me to eat!?" The busy bishop managed to rub the sulking Demon King's head while washing dishes. "Be good, Lulu. Once this busy spell is over, big brother will take you out to eat." Demon King: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ How many times do I have to say it? I'm Lucifer the Thirteenth, the Demon King! To hell with Lulu, and to hell with being your little brother! Reality had the upper hand. Looking at his powerless soul, shrunken limbs, and chubby face, His Majesty the Demon King swallowed the dog food in utter humiliation. #WhyAreAllDemonKingsCalledLucifer# #EveryDemonKingIsWaitingForTheHeroToTopHim# #BishopSirDoesMyDemonKingTasteGoodHehe# [Reading Guide] 1. Demon King bottom x Bishop top. Every top with a saintly face is dark on the inside. 2. The Demon King is a goofball, the Demon King is a goofball, the Demon King is a goofball. Important things must be said three times. Over.