Dear Procrastinating Author, You're Killing Me

Han Xu is a writer for a literary website. Among the countless writers on the site, he has a little bit of a reputation, but he has one very bad habit...

Reader 1: Muyu, you abandoned another story!

Reader 2: I jumped from one of your unfinished stories into another. Muyu, you’re the worst!

After being overwhelmed by his readers’ resentment and getting caught in his own trap “by accident,” Han Xu finally stopped abandoning his stories, having “used up all his luck.” The countless wronged souls buried at the bottom of his unfinished stories finally got to see the light of day. But before they could celebrate, a new problem arose...

Reader 1: Muyu, now that you dare to stop abandoning stories, do you dare to stop taking breaks between updates? (#‵′)凸

Reader 2: The big shots next door update 10,000 words a day like it’s nothing. For Muyu, even updating every day is just a dream! (cry) (cry) (cry)

Han Xu silently clenched his fist. I’ll update 10,000 words a day and show you!

Han Xu once posted two threads on the site’s BS forum:

#Help! How do I stop abandoning stories? Urgent, waiting online~#

#Help! How do I update 10,000 words a day? Urgent, waiting online~#

A “girl” called Double Eyelids left the same answer on both of Han Xu’s threads: Ask the god next door.

In the end, Han Xu successfully mastered both skills (really?) and married (jia) a man who never abandoned a story and updated 10,000 words a day (this is the real truth).

And with that, this story ENDS. Happy ending.

HOT [Thriller] Yao Tian actually didn’t update today!

HOT [Thriller] Muyu actually updated every day!

The title was changed for a reason that everyone knows.

Also known as: Authors with procrastination, you’re impossible to deal with! This unfinished story is dedicated to all the friends my procrastination left to die in the pit, who may still not have climbed out to this day (candle).

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My completed manuscripts ↓

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