Every Boyfriend Is Dark Inside

A birthday fic. I don't know how long it'll be yet, but it should be a short-to-medium-length story. It won't be paywalled, and updates will be irregular. It's a story whose author has no idea how it'll turn out. Last year's birthday fic got delayed by a whole year. This year's was delayed too, but I can't very well put it off until next year again. Let's see when she discovers this story exists w