Auspicious Year of the Goat: Quick Transmigration

The System says, "Welcome to the game, The Cute Girl Must Be Gay."

The System says, "Please don't try to run away. We might accidentally erase you."

The System says, "Your mission is to travel through various novels and screen worlds, save the adorable girls who are clearly gay but have been forced straight by their authors and made to suffer through dating boyfriends, and create a wonderful world where heterosexuality is, like, what?"

The System says, "Your System is no ordinary System. In its everyday state, it only makes snarky comments and plays dead."

The System says, "You can refuse, of course. But if you do, we'll erase you."

The System says, "Enjoy the game."

Enjoy this, my foot!

System notification: Vehicle starting. Please sit down and hold on tight. Give up your seat to the elderly, the young, the sick, and the disabled. Thank you.

This story is also known as: The Grab Bag of Plot Bunnies I Couldn't Be Bothered to Write

Possible settings for now include: the entertainment industry + contemporary life + martial arts and palace intrigue + full-dive online games + cultivation fantasy + apocalypse + Western fantasy + magic school. I haven't thought of the rest yet.