[One Piece] Captain, a Goofball Is Here

The leader of an evil gang is feeling down. He nearly got the whole gang wiped out while picking up a girl. Then he runs into his childhood friend, the little freckled guy, and discovers he's an extinct species: a super brother-con? (⊙0⊙) The leader is curious about this little guy with a 30-million-Berry bounty from the East Blue. Rubber little brother, watch out. The leader, who'll do anything but kill, has his sights set on you! The leader crosses his legs and holds a glass of 80-year-old wine, looking insufferably smug~ (╯°□°) "Report, Captain! A huge horde of idiots is charging this way! Estimated landing in five seconds!" "Bastard! Give us our captain back!" The leader picks his nose and says without a care, "Ace's little brother is my little brother." The captain picks his nose and says nonchalantly, "Ace's lover is my lover." "Little brother, call me darling." The leader "Darling." The captain ...The Straw Hat family is done for. Note: Naturally energetic top x delinquent, hot-tempered bottom; one-on-one, Luffy is the top, transmigrated protagonist is the bottom, no angst~