(Hijikata and Gin) Marry Me in a Wedding Dress

He's always looking half-asleep. Those dead-fish eyes of his honestly make me want to punch him sometimes, just to shut him up. But whenever he picks up his sword and stands in front of his friends, his determined gaze is truly a sight to behold. He never flinches in the face of life or death, but when it comes to ghosts and monsters... I'll never admit that I was also the idiot who got scared and went looking for the mayonnaise kingdom's entrance! He has a few people he's close to: that little brat Kagura, Granny Otose, the good-for-nothing old man, the wanted criminal Katsura, and that one-eyed radical. Of course, he loves sugary things. He can never get enough of all that sickly sweet stuff. It drives me crazy. Mayonnaise tastes way better. He likes putting red bean paste on his rice, and I like putting mayonnaise on mine. We argued for ages about which one tastes better, but never reached an agreement. Obviously, I think mayonnaise is the most delicious thing in the world. Theme: