This novel is complete and ready to binge! The celebrity dating reality show, The Empress Makes the Dog Emperor Weep on a Dating Show, is now open for follows.
Gangzhu, the most powerful and most ‘womanly’ crown princess in a matriarchal kingdom, transmigrates into an ordinary female contestant on a wildly popular dating reality show.
This season of Love Cottage has a lineup of ordinary male contestants who are not only exceptionally good-looking and charismatic, but also have extraordinary identities:
Male Contestant No. 1: A bestselling author earning over ten million a year in royalties.
Male Contestant No. 2: A genius esports champion with over a million followers.
Male Contestant No. 3: A domineering CEO of mixed heritage and noble blood.
Male Contestant No. 4: A super-rich second-generation heir who’s only going home to inherit his family’s billions after he’s had his fun.
…
But none of the four ordinary male contestants’ impressive backgrounds have anything to do with Gangzhu anymore, because
She’s become Bai Baozhu, the female contestant No. 1: a green-tea bitch and master of a whole fishing pond, exposed by all four male contestants and mercilessly dragged by countless viewers.
Faced with the mess the original owner left behind, Gangzhu looks at her face, as beautiful as a celestial maiden yet ‘manly,’ then at her delicate, ‘man-like’ bearing…
Gangzhu, the lazy couch potato, foodie, and drama queen, declares: Oh my god! My lifelong dream has come true! This place must be heaven! At last, I don’t have to practice martial arts and lift weights every day. I can just be a pretty, delicate, weak ‘man’!
As for getting flamed on a dating reality show? Being picked by no one and getting zero votes?
No worries, no worries. She’ll just lie around on the show, watch the drama, ship couples, and be a random little chef!
But then
Celebrity commentator: What the heck! Bai Baozhu got all four votes again this episode???
Production team: Ever since Bai Baozhu started cooking, this show has basically become a cooking show!
Viewers: Bai Green Tea, get out of… Ah! I get it now! Those clueless idiots aren’t good enough for our Zhu Zhu!
The companion celebrity dating reality show, The Empress Makes the Dog Emperor Weep on a Dating Show, is now open for follows.
Synopsis: “Your Majesty, should we save Consort Lian or…”
“Save Chuchu!”
Amid the falling snow, Consort Lian, held hostage by bandits, finally realizes that she isn’t the emperor’s true love. All along, she’s just been a shield. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
So the gentle, kind green-tea persona Consort Lian always maintained in front of the dog emperor crumbles! Right in front of him, she smacks the bandit flying with one palm, then kicks his true love into the icy river as the emperor howls in despair.
When Consort Lian opens her eyes again, she has become Qu Jiaojiao, the green-tea contestant being flamed by the entire internet on a wildly popular celebrity dating reality show.
Qu Jiaojiao is the daughter of the richest man in X City. Her stunning beauty puts every female celebrity on the show to shame, yet she’s still a cannon-fodder supporting character with zero votes and no one choosing her. ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Consort Lian, maxed out in palace intrigue and green-tea tactics, born with superhuman strength, and now known as Niohuru Lian, says: That’s it? That’s all? No problem.
This season of Love Island has an incredibly star-studded celebrity lineup. The moment the names are announced, the entire internet erupts, calling it a battlefield and waiting for the drama.
Celebrity Male Contestant No. 1: A hugely popular internet celebrity (Qu Jiaojiao’s ex-boyfriend)
Celebrity Male Contestant No. 2: A top-tier star idol with tons of mom-fans (Qu Jiaojiao’s rumored boyfriend)
Celebrity Male Contestant No. 3: A celebrated film emperor with fans around the world (the almost-boyfriend Qu Jiaojiao is currently pursuing)
Everyone is waiting for Qu Jiaojiao, who has consistently received zero votes, to leave the show. But as they wait
All the dating contestants start fighting over her?!
Just as Her Highness the Consort goes from being universally hated to universally adored, becomes an internet sensation, and gains countless fans, the dog emperor shows up :)
Niohuru Lian: Everyone, move aside! Watch me smash this bastard’s dog head!
Note: The dog emperor will transmigrate here too, but he won’t win her back, because Her Highness has scattered his ashes! →_→
The next novel in the series, I’m Just Here to Lie Low on a Survival Show [Book Transmigration], is now available for pre-following!
Top-tier star Lin Xia transmigrates into the body of a coal tycoon’s youngest daughter. Just as she’s celebrating that she won’t have to keep up a persona and work herself to the bone in a girl group, and that no one can stop her from dating anymore… she discovers that her family has gone bankrupt?!
Unable to pay the massive breach-of-contract fees, Lin Xia has no choice but to pick up her old profession again and join a certain hugely popular summer survival show.
She plans to take it easy, coast along, and get through the show. But then she discovers
Judge A (rock superstar): Her short-tempered ex-boyfriend!
Judge B (top-tier star idol): Her warmhearted rumored boyfriend!
Judge C (celebrated film emperor): The almost-boyfriend she’s currently pursuing (personality unknown)!
Judge D (sexy young actress): The woman whose partner she stole!
…
Facing judges eyeing her like prey, teammates who are especially hostile toward her, and viewers full of spite,
Lin Xia: This is just too, too wonderful! Hurry up and eliminate me! Even if I go bankrupt, I’m not joining a girl group! I! Want! To! Date! (Ahem~)
Theme: Stay positive and spread positive energy through food
The early writing was good, she is a female supporting character who wears a book, and she is a reborn heroine of the book. In the later period, the heroine was so devastated that she inexplicably traveled to the world of the book to find them a year after giving birth to two children. Hey.. Subscribe all
Ah, next time I come back to Jinjiang, I'll find it's finished! Although I didn't catch the draw, I'm happy to celebrate! Finished with flowers~
It looked good so I booked it all, regret it! It collapsed in the middle and I couldn't watch it.
If you are attracted by the previous plot, you will meet someone who travels through the book, and you will encounter someone who is reborn. The whole thing was completely broken at the end. The heroine's two children came out of nowhere. I'm talking about traveling to the world in the book. Hey... I bought them all and skipped through them, saying it wasn't worth it.
It looked good in the front, so I booked it all, but in the back, the man was pregnant and had a baby. . .
It looked great at the beginning, but fell apart in the later stages. I feel like it's not worth ordering all of them...
The plot of the romance drama was interesting in the first half, but started to fall apart in the middle
When was it updated?
The first half was so funny that I immediately booked it, but I didn't expect it to drag on later. Ying.
Congratulations on the ending, but the time travel of Nu Zunguo was a bit sudden, and then a bit watery, ugh
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The early writing was good, she is a female supporting character who wears a book, and she is a reborn heroine of the book. In the later period, the heroine was so devastated that she inexplicably traveled to the world of the book to find them a year after giving birth to two children. Hey.. Subscribe all
Ah, next time I come back to Jinjiang, I'll find it's finished! Although I didn't catch the draw, I'm happy to celebrate! Finished with flowers~
It looked good so I booked it all, regret it! It collapsed in the middle and I couldn't watch it.
If you are attracted by the previous plot, you will meet someone who travels through the book, and you will encounter someone who is reborn. The whole thing was completely broken at the end. The heroine's two children came out of nowhere. I'm talking about traveling to the world in the book. Hey... I bought them all and skipped through them, saying it wasn't worth it.
It looked good in the front, so I booked it all, but in the back, the man was pregnant and had a baby. . .
It looked great at the beginning, but fell apart in the later stages. I feel like it's not worth ordering all of them...
The plot of the romance drama was interesting in the first half, but started to fall apart in the middle
When was it updated?
The first half was so funny that I immediately booked it, but I didn't expect it to drag on later. Ying.
Congratulations on the ending, but the time travel of Nu Zunguo was a bit sudden, and then a bit watery, ugh