A Guide to Apocalypse Dungeons

The apocalypse has arrived, and a group of Jianwang 3 players are trying to clear this apocalyptic dungeon... probably?

Tang Shijiu: The apocalypse is here, and it's great that we have our characters' abilities, but can someone tell me how to use the Tang Sect's bow and crossbow weapons?! (Covered in blood)

Qu Wuge: The apocalypse is here, and my teammate can fight on the battlefield, cook in the kitchen, stay up all night, and con bandits. Now the question is, how do I trick him into bed?

Xiao Bai [Human Sword Shatters Mountains and Rivers]: The apocalypse is here, and I still have to take a bunch of brats around looking for their mom! I'm the guild leader, not a babysitter!

Idiot [That Idiot Over There]: I'm called [That Idiot Over There], not Idiot, thanks! (The apocalypse? The guild leader will handle it.)

Show Ye [Master, Pull the Boss Away]: Master, the apocalypse is here. Let's get together~~~ (Smitten face)

Master [Dharma Name: Total Wipe]: Amitabha. This monk doesn't get together with men. This monk wants girls! (What the hell do the apocalypse and hooking up have to do with each other?!)

Husky [Loves Little Yellow Chickens Most]: Idiot, come join my family tomb!

Dumpling [Wipes Are So Much Fun]: Our Mingjiao sect is the best. We can turn invisible when zombies come, oh yeah~~~ No one can find me! Huh? Guild leader! Guild leader, don't leave! I'm still here! There's someone here, hey!!!

Short Legs [Flower Bro's Godly Positioning]: I blew up the guild leader's "Mountains and Rivers" again! So happy! Ah! Flower Bro, why are you hitting me?

Killer Flower [Drop Invincibility, Quick!]: Guild leader, use another invincibility skill! Short Legs, if you blow it up again, I'll break your legs!

Corpse-Lying Beggar [Five Poisons, Summon a Thousand Butterflies]: Why is there still no healer who loves me, even in the apocalypse...

Creepy Poison [Tang Sect, Go Invisible Fast]: Zombies! Zombies are here! Tang Sect, go invisible!

Jokester Tang [Piercing Rain of Pear Blossoms]: Behold the might of my Piercing Rain of Pear Blossoms... Oh no! I'm out of ammo!

Xiao Bai (looking at the crowd above): Pfft... (spits blood and dies)

Important:

This story contains gender-swapping!!! The protagonist is a top!!!!

The protagonist changes from female to...?

Other characters change from female to male! And male to female!! There are also straight pairings!!! Read with caution!!!

The romance develops slowly!! Clear romantic relationships won't appear until the middle or later parts!!

Also!! Important!! The author is a legendary disaster who can turn comedy into serious drama, dark themes into serious drama, and even a snarky style into serious drama?!! (Maybe the author just has brain damage? = = ) So don't trust the silly style in the blurb. The author absolutely can't write that way! Think twice before opening this story!!

The author isn't a comedian, just an idiot! This isn't a comedy!!

I'll add more if I think of anything else...

The story's QQ group: 57243126, Kong De Huilang (enter the main pairing as verification)

A reader gave me this group a long time ago... then I abandoned that story... My conscience has been killing me ever since... ○|￣|_

I've started another story, covering my face...

I wanted to revise an old story... but I have no idea where to start...

I feel bad about abandoning it, cough. Don't hit me! Don't hit my face!!

The editor told me! It will go VIP on the 20th of this month! Three chapters on launch day! Thank you all for your continued support!

What good is a daily update!! Extra chapters are the real deal!!! ╭(╯^╰)╮

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