My name is Zhu Xiaoliu. I'm a young little sow, and unlike ordinary pigs, I live in the backyard of the Heavenly Realm's kitchen.
My dream is to have a little pigsty of my own, where I can live with my beloved Zhu Jiujiu, facing the sea as spring blossoms bloom.
A sow's job in the Heavenly Realm is pretty simple. Once I'm grown, Qi Xiaoxian from the kitchen will start picking out boars for me to mate with. Not to brag, but I'm the prettiest sow in the whole backyard. Even Qi Xiaoxian pats me on the head and tells me she'll find the most handsome boar in all the Heavenly Realm for me one day.
But who could have guessed that after all that matchmaking, I'd end up at the home of the High God Bai Ze?
Heaven knows, the High God Bai Ze is a dog! How could I, the most beautiful pig in the kitchen, marry a big white dog?
What? I'm not going to marry Bai Ze? The High God Bai Ze is hosting a welcome banquet for his niece, the High God Bifang, and needs to make her favorite sweet and sour pork?
No, no, no! I'm supposed to have a litter of handsome little piglets with the most handsome boar in the future. How can I become a plate of sweet and sour pork so soon?
I'm running away!
But who could have guessed that after running all night, I still wouldn't make it off the immortal island where the High God Bai Ze lives? Instead, I'd end up by the hot spring where the High God Bai Ze bathes... Yes, the High God Bai Ze is bathing, but I'm just a sow. I'm not at all interested in naked short-nosed humans or long-haired dogs!
And so, this scene came to pass in the Divine Realm.
"Oh? Lord Bai Ze, out for a stroll?" a passing immortal asked pleasantly.
Lord Bai Ze gave the leash in his hand a tug and politely replied, "Yes. I'm out... walking the pig."
P.S. A fluffy romance novel held together by its little skits.
Also known as The Daily Life of a Little Sow and a Divine Lord.
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It's the Year of the Pig. This novel should be very popular, right? (?????)
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The good mood is gone!
. . . . It's so frustrating to watch!