Rules for Nonhuman Actors [System]

Rules for Nonhuman Actors: Rule One: Avoid taking roles in urban ghost stories, apocalypse films, melodramatic palace intrigues, and other high-risk productions as much as possible. Rule Two: Do your utmost to lead the characters in the story to a Happy End. Rule Three: Follow Rules One and Two at all costs, because everything that happens in the story... becomes real. Ding Chenle stared in horror at the vast zombie horde behind him, a procession worthy of a hundred ghosts roaming by night. "I just wanted to be a handsome, high-quality idol with a little flair, that's all!" Chi Xiu grabbed him by the back of the collar and ran. "...Shut up." *Please note*: 1. CP: Chi Xiu x Ding Chenle, poker-faced, taciturn, unemployed (?) seme x actor uke, lol. 2. Set in a fictional city, with rebirth and a System. Please excuse any bugs. Paid chapters announcement: This story goes premium on Wednesday the 27th. Buy a premium chapter to show your support and get a human-shaped pet, Fat Cloud, who can write, roll around, and keep your bed warm [Hey!]. Ahem, anyway, I hope you'll support the story and give A Yun some motivation to write~ Awooo Here's my author page. If you have a moment, please click to favorite the author =w=: