Professor, You Seem to Be Peeling

+ New crossover story, Marvel and DC fans, come check it out! + In this world where everything has started over, Professor Snape didn't actually die? Was he just trapped inside a portrait? Can he return to normal if they gather the blessings of the elves, the mermaids' tears, and the sage's sigh? To turn Professor Snape back to normal, platinum-haired young master Draco, Neville Longbottom, who missed becoming the Chosen One by just one day, and the reborn Chosen One Harry Potter, carrying a huge portrait, set out full of hope toward a faraway, unknown continent. Harry: "Not a chance! Why didn't anyone tell me those damn mermaids eat people?! Neville, stop crying and heal me already!!" "Draco! Stop filing your nails between spells!!" "Hey, Professor! Don't wait until now to pretend you're a real portrait!" ...Is this team really going to be okay? There's a tank, a ranged fighter, a healer (?), and the protagonist's halo. =___,= No problem... [Ding! System notification: Your teammate's HP has reached zero. Please transport them with care.] "How is any of this okay?!" A lighthearted story that occasionally gets serious! There's rebirth, a System, monster-fighting, and boys' love. Hapless Chosen One x sharp-tongued professor. Platinum aristocrat x natural (or dark?) herbology boy. Buy now and get a man-eating plant that dreams of devouring the world, absolutely free! Add this story to your collection and take one home at this rock-bottom price! Hey, kid, let's set off on an adventure to mysterious, unexplored islands in the West! Notes: 1. This follows an EG route, so characters may be out of character. Read at your own risk. _(:з"∠)_ 2. I used the power of my mind to wash the professor's hair. 3. This story has little to do with the original series. When it does touch on it, I'll try not to bash any characters. Please check out my author page: Theme: