[The Hobbit + The Lord of the Rings] The Little Matter of Meeting in Person

I downloaded an overseas chat app called Penguin. It was the kind of app where you chat with a random foreigner. After starting junior high, English kept getting harder. I wanted something fun to motivate me to study it. Great, I'm online! [User login: Cecilia] [Random selection] [Selected user: Legolas Greenleaf] [Confirm selection?] [Confirmed. Connecting you now.] Wait, I don't think it said what country this guy is from... Oh well, as long as he doesn't have an accent as strong as the Japanese or Korean ones. Meanwhile, Prince Legolas was patrolling Mirkwood when he spotted a black stone that looked like a plump bird and kept buzzing and vibrating. As soon as he picked it up, the black stone stopped vibrating, and a pale blue chat window popped up with a bleep: [Cecilia has requested to add you as a friend. Accept?] ...What's this...? [Automatically accepting in five seconds] [Accepted] [Cecilia sent you a message. Read it?] [Automatically accepting in one second] [Message received] [Hello, my name is Cecilia. Could you please help me improve my English?] What is this? The characters are seriously out of character. They'll be completely ruined. Don't say I didn't warn you before you jumped into this pit! Now that you've jumped in, please don't threaten the author with bricks. I know you're all good people, mwah! Here, take your Good Person card. By the way, this has a spin-off: A Hopeful Wish Please, please give A You's other stories a bookmark: Currently updating: Original: "Wrong Gender [ABO]" If you try to lock me in a cage, I'll smash you and the cage to pieces. Fanfiction: "The Heroine Sends You to the Afterlife" Fast, efficient, safe, and painless. Heroine: Don't worry, I'll do it myself. Completed, ready to binge: "Grandpa, Noble and Upright [Crossover]" The daily life of Grandpa Shi Aiguo and his rebellious, chuuni great-granddaughter. Cold leaves drift down and cover my face. My great-granddaughter's rebellion breaks my heart. "[Crossover] Every Time I Jump Off a Cliff, I Start a New Instance" The story of Yue Yong Ye Yi: He calls himself an African chieftain, but he's actually European royalty. "[Crossover] Her Dad Is Really Grumpy" A silly father and daughter. Every day, I think my dad/my daughter doesn't like me. "Uncle, Wanna Pet a Cat?" A cat-phobic and a cat girl. If I can't pet a cat, I'll get one of my own. Theme: