Dragging an Idiot Off to Farm

A man from Zheng is mocked and humiliated over a pair of shoes, and is so ashamed he wants to die. Just as he is about to slit his throat, he suddenly decides to sell everything he owns and head to Chu for a fresh start. To his surprise, he runs into a man from Chu who is trying to retrieve a sword by marking where it fell from his boat. By a twist of fate, the two become employer and employee, and start farming together. What sparks will fly when two idiots clash? Stay tuned! This novel is also known as The Legend of the Warring States' Flames. Someone thinks this grand-sounding title doesn't suit the idiots in the story. Or perhaps The Fools of the Warring States? That doesn't quite fit either. So let's just call it Dragging Fools Off to Farm. PS: The man from Zheng comes from The Man from Zheng Buys Shoes, and the man from Chu comes from Marking the Boat to Find the Sword. This is a magical novel. All the main characters are fools from idioms or historical figures, and all kinds of idiom-based jokes will appear. Someone isn't sure what to call this kind of novel. It doesn't quite count as fan fiction, so someone shamelessly calls it an original work. The story is set in 400 BC, during the Warring States period, when rival powers rose and war engulfed the land. At this time, Zheng is on the verge of decline and Chu on the verge of prosperity, but the foolish protagonists don't know that. Fools don't understand politics; the only thing they know is how to survive in a chaotic age. As people of a great agricultural nation, the most instinctive way for the Chinese to survive is farming, so the fools set out on the hardworking road to wealth through agriculture… This novel is an expanded outline of someone's 2011 short story, When a Man from Zheng Meets a Man from Chu, with new fools added to bring readers fresh surprises. Please note before reading: 1. Every character in this story is a fool with little education. Readers are advised to abandon all logic. 2. The author takes no responsibility if you experience dizziness, blurred vision, or a drop in IQ while reading. 3. Elementary school students who haven't finished learning their idiom stories should stay away, lest this give them a negative impression of idioms. 4. If you like it, leave a comment. Lots of comments, please! If you want to urge me to update, a comment is all you need. And of course, the more bookmarks, the better. The author's other works: Loyal Companion and Bookish Attendant X Icy Prince, The Wind Blows Plum Blossoms Across the Pass (Complete) Scheming Cult Leader Turned Fool X Loyal, Poker-Faced Prince, The Cult Leader Is a Little Crazy (Complete) The author's new work, a sparring match between a scatterbrained ghost and a cunning Taoist priest: The Fox Taoist Visit the author's profile to see other works. #favorite_1{color:#20b2aa;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: