I Became the Most Popular in the Three Realms Through Ear Cleaning

I'll work on my other period piece first. Once I get my schedule sorted out, I'll try to update both stories together.

Blurb:

An honest, unassuming ear-cleaning technician transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation.

After giving a powerful cultivator an ear cleaning, she reaches Foundation Establishment in a single day and becomes a "genius" in the eyes of the sect.

But in reality:

Her intelligence is average, she knows no techniques, and she has no spiritual roots.

All she can do is clean ears!

While others awaken heavenly spiritual roots, she awakens the "Ear-Cleaning Empathy Talent."

While others enter seclusion to break through to the Golden Core, she practices the "Soul-Stealing Peacock Feather Technique" at the back of the mountain.

At the sect examination, the senior brothers and sisters show off their various skills. She alone pulls out an ear pick and trembles:

"Examiners, anyone want their ears cleaned? There's a discount if you sign up. Pay a thousand and get 288 free."

The whole sect: ???

Cultivating immortality is so hard! If she could, she'd just go back to her old job and quietly be an ear-cleaning technician, serving her customers well.

Except the bosses don't seem to understand the rules. Her services are by appointment, and she charges for them!

Wait, why are the bosses looking at her more and more strangely?

Female lead: Just breathing.

Everyone else: What a masterful move!

1v3, honest female lead VS several lunatics

The other half of the CP, from their perspectives:

Male lead 1 (cool and aloof senior brother): She and I are in love with each other.

Male lead 2 (charming Demon Lord): She seduced me and put a love spell on me.

Male lead 3 (scheming Demon Emperor): Big sister, look at me.

Setting and blurb written on 2026.2.22

Reader's guide:

1. The female lead is an honest person, slow to catch on when it comes to romance, and sweet and soft like a little cake. She's not a strong female lead, but she has a growth arc.

2. This isn't a level-up story or a power fantasy, just a sweet, healing story.

3. Each "romance arc" (from the male lead's perspective) will be 1v1. There should be a love rivalry later on.

Please add my fantasy story to your favorites: I Became the Most Hated Person in the Three Realms by Giving Foot Massages

Foot massage technician Li Sanyuan had just won the title of strongest technician at a nationwide chain salon, along with a 100,000-yuan prize, when she transmigrated to a cultivation world and got bound to a System.

System: Host, I can make your specialty ten thousand times more effective. Every time you practice, your cultivation will soar!

Li Sanyuan: ...I don't think I need that, thanks.

Giving foot massages in a world where everyone flies around on swords is harder than selling combs to bald monks!

She's the strongest technician, not the strongest salesperson.

But under the damn System's rules, giving foot massages is her only way to cultivate.

And so a psychological pervert appears in the cultivation world, going around provoking cultivators and starting fights just so she can give the loser a foot massage...

The cultivators of the world: (ಥ_ಥ)

Reader's guide:

1. The protagonist is a woman, probably a bit of a menace. Not a strong female lead.

2. Tough woman VS delicate husband, 1v1, both virgins.

Theme: Passion is instinct; honor your nature.