Harry Potter: I’m the Little Monster’s Cousin

Lighthearted blurb:

[Dudley, if Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia knew you were like this, they'd be scared to death!]

[That's assuming they'd believe your nonsense.]

[Arithmancy? What kind of useless rubbish is that?]

[It's one of my classes, but I didn't choose to take it.]

[Then you're an idiot who can't do arithmetic.]

[What kind of awful thing are you thinking about now, you little freak?]

[What would your friends think if they knew you were always called Dada at home? Dada~] Harry Potter grinned and taunted him.

[Shut the hell up!]

[You're actually shy, aren't you?]

[I said shut up, you freak!]

[D... Dudley!?]

[Shut up, you little freak. I told you not to go around causing trouble...] He didn't even look at Harry Potter as he resolutely stepped in front of him. [No matter how much I hate to admit it, we're still related by blood. You're my little brother, so it's only natural for me to protect you as your big brother.]

Harry Potter swore that at that moment, Dudley was so cool it made him cry.

Serious blurb:

His name is Dudley, Dudley Dursley. Much as he hates to admit it, he's the cousin of that little freak, Harry Potter.

What happened when he was eleven changed his life forever.

Just as he was about to start Smeltings School, a hulking man magically gave him a pig's tail.

In truth, he knew he was already fat, but his mother always made delicious food he couldn't resist... Even after the pig's tail was cut off, he couldn't forget the humiliation, so he started losing weight.

Harry Potter has gone off to that godforsaken magic school and isn't home anymore. But Dudley still dislikes him just as much. He's a freak, a wizard, and most importantly... he's not an ordinary person, while Dudley is.

When everything begins all over again,

he is unwilling to remain just an ordinary person, but that seems impossible to change. In truth, he knows perfectly well that, like his mother, he envies the child in the family who is different.

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