[Qing Transmigration] I Became a Civet Cat in the Qing Palace

Q: What's it like to transmigrate into the Qing palace as a cat? A: Thanks for asking. I just got out of court and am eating fish in the imperial kitchen. The servants in the Cat House all call me Miaojing Li, but only I know my real name is Ji Yuanyuan. I woke up as a civet cat in the Qing dynasty. There was nothing I could do but pick a kind, long-lived master for myself. I calculated my age, and, um... Should I choose Kangxi, who still has years to live? Or Consort Yi, who knows best how to eat and have fun? Or Consort De, who seems stern but is secretly a cat person? Hah, as for those nine foolish princes who'll soon turn the palace into a complete mess, what do I care! [Derivative work, advance notice. Temporarily reserved; details will change when I start writing.]