[Crossover] Could Loki Become the Top?

A certain shut-in PhD who transmigrated as Iron Man's cousin, armed with skills from the Three Kingdoms card game, was shocked to discover that he had been reborn as a rookie in a mysterious department under the FBI. When the rookie returned to the Men in Black department after supposedly recovering from a serious illness, not a single human was willing to partner with him. The reason was simple: he had been hospitalized because he had pointed that mysterious little silver memory-erasing stick at himself... Loki was miserable. After losing the fight with Thor on the Bifrost, he fell straight from Asgard to Earth. His already gravely injured body was in even worse shape after a free fall from tens of thousands of feet in the air. Most importantly, he had landed on his head. So he began a life of split personalities, at times clear-headed and wickedly charming, at others adorably silly and clueless. He was picked up by the rookie from Men in Black and taken home. 1v1, happy ending. I hope this story helps everyone have a happy holiday! Attention, Loki is the top... I watched The Night Manager for Tom Hiddleston's looks, and now I'm obsessed with his face, his body, his voice. Don't even get me started: no one could be more top than him A fantastic, hilarious completed story, a hilarious completed story, a completed HP crackfic