Crossover: I Think About Retiring Every Day

Yamada Hanako is twenty-one years old. Her dream is to live a lush, thriving life like a plant. Several years ago, her seemingly kind but actually terrifyingly shady great-uncle tricked her into going to work at some Italian seafood company. Hmph. They promised full benefits, meals and lodging, stress-free promotions, and great relations between coworkers... Pah. It was all a lie. The company’s biggest boss is an old man and a dramatic, saintly hypocrite. His adopted son is a temperamental goofball, and every one of his subordinates could debut as a manzai comedian with just a little polish. I feel like if I don’t find someone to marry and get away from this freaky company, I’m going to go under sooner or later. Hey, handsome guy over there who’s 195 centimeters tall! I’ve got money, looks, and an education. You don’t have to support me; I can support you! How about it? I regret it now. I regret it so much. If I’d known he liked sweet, gentle girls, I should’ve kept up the act until he married me under false pretenses... What? What about afterward? Who cares about afterward? I just wanted to trick someone halfway decent-looking into marrying me so I could retire early! The handsome 195-centimeter guy who supposedly likes gentle, demure Japanese women: Yare yare DA☆ZE. Thanks to my darling Sanshui for commissioning the cover, and thanks to the lovely artist who made it for me? I looove it sooooo much =3= Bestie’s recommendations +: [Crossover] Saving the World from Bad Endings +++++ Author: Jing Meng Shi "The Father-Chaser Alliance" by Jiu Jinghan "Crossover: All the Demons Who Oppose Me Get Beaten to Death" by He Yezi "Magical Girl Lixia Boy" by Zhan Kong [Western Crossover] The Cosmic Hydra Patrol by Gu Qingsu Theme: