I was bored, looking for trouble, and asking for it, so this story came into being.
A disclaimer: The author has only read Terror Infinity. I haven't read Infinite Future or The Beginning of Death. I've just borrowed a few settings, and I'm not very good at researching details. I haven't even watched the movies mentioned in the original, like Transformers and Starship Troopers, so this story is bound to be full of all kinds of mistakes. Just enjoy it, and please don't take it too seriously. Entertainment comes first. If you're the sort of reader who can't stand any inaccuracies, please spare me. Thanks for understanding.
A few things to know upfront: reincarnated ancient sages, a hundred thousand prehistoric demons, original mysterious creatures, Nuwa and Fuxi from the inner world (their personalities are entirely my own interpretation), and a love-hate relationship between Gaia and the Heavenly Dao. There is no box setting, and not every nonhuman creature is an enemy.
All right, here's the blurb.
The China Team:
Zheng Zha [beaming]: Team, we have to keep training hard together today so we can survive!
Chu Xuan [adjusting his glasses]: Given how exhausted everyone was after the last horror movie, we'll ease up on training a little. Just 50 kilometers a day, per person. If you haven't reached the designated location by noon, you'll be considered to have failed. Anyone who fails will have to run twice as far the next day. That's all.
Zhan Lan: Why does a psychic have to run 50 kilometers every day?
Zero: I don't think... this will improve my sniping skills.
Xiao Honglu: I demand special treatment for the brains of the team!
[An uproar breaks out.]
Chu Xuan [sneering]: Take down Zheng Zha, and you won't have to train.
Everyone: ...We'll run our 50 kilometers.
The Devil Team:
Devil Chu Xuan [adjusting his glasses]: That's the situation. We can't let the China Team overtake us, so everyone has to finish 50 kilometers every morning...
Devil Zheng Zha [grinning menacingly]: 100 kilometers. Anyone who can't finish should go report to Zhao Zhuikong's door!
Devil Team members: We'll finish, for sure! Captain, please don't hand us over to Zhao Zhuikong! QAQ
Devil Zhao Zhuikong: Hmm~ Captain, I don't want these rotten apples~
Devil Zheng Zha [holding up a bottle]: This is a medicine Chu Xuan made using brain bug cells. Pick one: this or them.
Devil Zhao Zhuikong: ...I'll take these rotten little apples after all.
In short, this is a story about the cheerful China Team and Devil Team letting their team members run wild in the world of reincarnation. There probably won't be any angst, so enjoy without worry.
Note: Both Zheng Zhas and both Chu Xuans came back from the Final Battle. As for how they got back... Please give a round of applause to Zheng Zha, who finally learned to use his brain after Chu Xuan died and found a way to transmigrate!
Pairings: Zheng Zha x Chu Xuan, Devil Zheng Zha x Devil Chu Xuan
And now, let me strike a pose: That's basically the situation.
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Please update, please stop cheating (sweat°??°?)
Please don't be fooled. I will update when I have time.
Please don't be fooled. I really like this article.
Still busy? I would like to ask for an update, and I would like to see Zheng Chu's "first meeting". But if you're too busy, forget it.
There is no update during the May Day holiday so you can watch it. . .
Colonel Chu has not yet appeared, Captain, have you given up thinking about saving private money or preparing a Gaussian weapon for someone? Should you let Colonel Chu prepare a training plan, or should you light the wax in advance for the future Zhongzhou team? And the new unit Matthew GET
Looking forward to the appearance of the senior colonel! ^ω^
What about letting Chu Xuan exchange for the legendary omniscient and omnipotent Bai Ze?
I like this article, please don't cheat me T_T
Finally there is another article by Zheng Chu. The author please don't stop and keep updating (≧∇≦)