[Crossover] The Overbearing Movie Emperor

The gods chose you because they want you to save the world (and become their mascot). So Shen Yue was reborn. He's now the illegitimate son of a wealthy family and a newcomer in the entertainment industry, newly signed with Qitian Entertainment. If your assistant, bodyguard, chef, and agent are all your elders, how are you supposed to survive this miserable life? Your makeup artist is Dongfang Bubai, a cool and glamorous cosplay enthusiast. Yuki, Erza, Sailor Moon... Is that horn on Ran Mouri's head even scientifically possible? Your mascot is Emperor Yongzheng, an easily sulky selfie enthusiast. Pouting, flashing peace signs, gazing up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle? That's all so passé! Your bodyguard is a mermaid from The Son of the Sea, whose favorite hobby is keeping a diary of her feelings (fairy tales). Your chef is Professor Snape. That greasy old bat is a neat freak! That's just not scientifically possible! Your driver is extremely good at making money, then sets out to build the world's number-one family of assassins... Is that really okay? Your agent is a bespectacled man who plays at being a self-interested opportunist. He looks scholarly, but he's actually a terrifying, devious schemer with a demonic smile. All right, now you can act smug (and give yourself a headache). [This story will be available to paying readers on Friday, with five updates that day. Please show your support. Feel free to tease me and strike up a conversation. Daily updates, double updates, triple updates, quadruple updates, or even five a day are all possible!] [Reposting or pirating this story in any form is not permitted. Thank you for understanding and cooperating!]