The Unbeatable Dongfang: Calm as Flowing Water

First Meeting Ying Siyuan: Dad, come out and look at the fairy sister! Dongfang Bubai: ... Ying Ze'an: Miss, my son is a mischievous child. Please forgive him if he has disturbed you. Dongfang Bubai: ... Ying Ze'an: Excuse me? Konnichiwa? Bonjour? Dongfang Bubai: ... Ying Siyuan: Dad, the fairy sister has such a cool expression. Is this the legendary mature-woman type? Ying Ze'an (whispering): Shh, maybe she was born with a completely expressionless face... Dongfang Bubai (frowning): What do you mean by a completely expressionless face? Later Ying Siyuan: Dad, the fairy sister doesn't have any breasts! So she's not the mature-woman type, she's the flat-chested type! Ying Ze'an: Shh, a flat chest is a figure too. Don't deliberately rub salt in her wounds. Dongfang Bubai (raising an eyebrow): Lecher, die without mercy. Later still Ying Siyuan: Dad, the food the fairy sister made is so awful! Boohoo, this chicken named Huahua died such an unjust death. Ying Ze'an: Shh, watch what you say. We won't let her into the kitchen again. Dongfang Bubai (raising an eyebrow): What, you dare say you don't like it? Ying Ze'an: I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare. This chicken died a worthy death. Of course, it would be even better if I could have a box of Sunflower Brand Digestive Tablets after eating! Dongfang Bubai: ... Ying Ze'an: Let's talk this out. Put down the embroidery needle, quickly! I can swear by Chairman Mao that the digestive tablets have nothing to do with the manual! Much later Ying Siyuan: She can run a household, work in an embroidery shop, beat assassins, and deal with hooligans... Dad, when you meet a fairy sister like that, you should marry her. Far from the strife of the martial world, this is a cozy farming story, so everyone gets a happy ending. Theme: