[Journey to the West] The Battle-Savvy Buddha Has Nothing to Do

Premise: All the pairings in this story are humanoid versions of the characters. Yep, that's how it is. Life after attaining Buddhahood is pretty leisurely. At least, Wukong is so idle that he sheds fur every day. Unable to take any more of the endless public displays of affection between Tang Sanzang and the White Dragon Horse, the lonely Victorious Fighting Buddha drags his staff off to find a boyfriend... But even the Golden Cudgel, his only companion, starts acting up. This is absolutely unbearable!! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Wukong: Even if you've taken human form, could you at least behave yourself? You're a weapon! Doing this to your master? Go reflect on what you've done! Go face the wall!!! Golden Cudgel: ... [silently pins him down] As for the characters going out of character, the worldbuilding falling apart, and the occasional villain turn for the main or supporting cast, hehehe. Content warning: The pairing is the bizarre Golden Cudgel and Wukong. The cudgel is the top, and Wukong is the bottom. This is a full-length BL story. If that isn't your thing, don't read. 1. About the characterizations: The characters are based on those in Journey to the West and Buddhist legends, but their relationships may not always match the originals. The author will make reasonable adjustments for the plot (are you sure?). 2. About the worldbuilding: This does not follow Journey to the West exactly. There are several versions of Buddhist legends on Baidu, and since I'm hopeless at research, I gave up and started happily making things up instead (...). The worldbuilding is obviously stitched together with the author's own ideas from the very beginning, so please don't take it seriously or get hung up on the details. 3. If the author makes any basic factual mistakes or the plot runs on some totally bizarre logic, feel free to point it out and I'll fix it right away. But if you start digging deeply into the research, all I can do is bite my handkerchief and collapse in despair. Rolling around and acting cute, begging for favorites~~ Click the young lady to transmigrate to my author page~~ ( *^-^)ρ(^0^* ) My other stories are all short and cute, and already complete. Click the covers to read. Shamelessly acting cute, la la la! #favorite_1{color:#ff6600;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: