
Pokemon: The Deadpan God of Sarcasm
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I was a little dissatisfied that Jin was resurrected as a soul, but I still felt that I was touched. I really hope the comment function is still online now, and I really hope I can see what other friends think after reading the entire article.
A good friend for a lifetime, a good son for a... Or something. For Mengmeng, Jin really paid a deep affection. That kind of feeling is probably what we often call the state of "more than friendship, but not enough love". When I saw Mengmeng holding a big ice cube and guarding her for 200 years, my eyes were a little wet. I don't know where I read "For elves, death is betrayal, and humans always betray their judgment." Thinking of the author's article, this ending is quite consistent. Chaomeng is actually with Jin in the end. It is estimated that in the next thousand years, Chaomeng will pull Jirachi to make a wish to let Jin have a body again. It is just a super cute god or something. Mengmeng, do you still want to be good friends with Arceus like this? Mengmeng in this article is really annoying. Please allow me to use this not very complimentary word to describe Mengmeng, but that's what I really think. While Jin is taking care of Mengmeng, why isn't Mengmeng protecting Jin? It's actually good that the two of them live forever until the world is destroyed, but Arceus wakes up, shouldn't he take revenge? What about the promised revenge scene? I always feel like I rushed into the extra chapters. Personally I think they should be able to be connected. Why did it become a side chapter? It's a bit of a pity here. Jin's other elves are well portrayed. Except for the big brother, Wind Speed Dog, they are all weird and full-bodied, which makes people think of what kind of funny elves they are. It seems that I am not the only one who feels that the ending seems a bit hasty, but this article is still finished, so let's celebrate with some flowers. In fact, to be honest, the author Sang your writing is not the best in the field of Pokemon, but it is the only one that I have followed up to now. Some of them are more emotional than yours, some of them have more interesting plots than yours, and some of them have more words than yours. From the God of Embarrassment to the God of Groove, the gap is really not short, so I have followed it, and when I think about it, I feel old. Now that I think about Elf, it's really for children, but I still think about myself sitting in front of the TV at 6 o'clock every day, watching the trio's adventures, and that feeling is even more obvious. I've read a lot of dark articles, and a lot of heart-warming articles, but in fact, this one seems to be the only one that made me complain. Pokemon is actually so simple, so beautiful, just like us back then. We are all naughty children, longing to grow up, and at the same time longing to go back in time to our childhood and then grow up slowly. Thinking about it, I really feel that I was quite a bitch at that time. I didn't study hard all day long, so I just watched TV, but I just wanted to be happy. Pokemon, Digimon, Calabash, Shook Beta, and Lotus Lantern, these are the memories that are unique to those of us born in the 90s. We can no longer find that touching feeling in today's cartoons. We just feel like we are all naughty kids. We are all naughty kids, immersed in the two-dimensional world We are all naughty kids, we can do anything to eat, drink and have fun We are all naughty kids, and we are all growing up We are all naughty kids... END This is probably the last long review dedicated to this article. It's quite short, and it's quite literary. We are all naughty kids. That period when there was no super cute middle school student? But in the end, we all lost to time. (Please stop giving red envelopes to the author. It costs too much for QAQ. Long comments are written because the author writes well. Although I am very happy to see the red envelope, I feel that it is only right to write a long review when I see a good article. I think the best encouragement is for the author to add updates or write new articles as soon as possible. Please cheer up the author) ↖(^ω^)↗
Are there any similar books? After watching both parts, I really want to replace my meals...
I really want a personal journal. I searched around on Xianyu but couldn't find it. I've read all my wife's articles. Why did they disappear? I really want to see my wife continue to write articles qwq
I cried while watching the extra episode qwq
I cried when I watched the extra episode. It was really good.
Sorry, I want to say that Mewtwo didn't have to wait for Jirachi for 200 years, because since they knew before Jin died that Jirachi would wake up in 200 years, whether they borrowed the time-traveling bracelet or used Celebi to travel through time and space, they could find Jirachi to realize Jin's wish to share life with Mewtwo. P. S Mewtwo makes a wish to make Mewtwo more beautiful. In principle, it can be realized. The wish itself is to fulfill the wish of the wisher. For Mewtwo, Mewtwo is one of his names, and there must be a lot of people named Jin in the Pokemon world. For Mewtwo, his gold is gold, but Jirachi fulfilled the wish of resurrecting Mewtwo's gold, so I think in principle there is no problem in making Mewtwo more beautiful.
It's a good ending, but I have a few small questions. When I started the third part, the CP was crossing. Is it the crossing in the special chapter of the second chapter or the relatively mild crossing in the game? What other name is used? In the game, there is actually no investigator, only the ranger's statement. Only the TV version has the investigator's statement. I personally like the special version of Watari, he is super cool. The four male gods: N/Watari/Youshu (Lubi)/Dawu, the one I hate the most is Wataru. In the special comic, there is a middle two who is handsome and a perfect Mewtwo-style (yes, I am just teasing my male god) = =. I'm looking forward to the new work, but I guess it's far away, because the author, Sang You, still has 2 more articles, so I'll catch up slowly. Author Sang, come on. A quick little joke: 1. Ruby: Why did you hide in the meteor waterfall in the second episode? Daigo: I'm mining Ruby: ... Dago, change your attributes. Instead of being a steel type trainer, become a rock type trainer. 2. N: I have to leave, goodbye. Touya (0 0): Hello, wait. N: Touya, long time no see. Touya: … N, you are actually a ghost, right? Why is it okay for you to jump from such a high place? N: Ha... Here... Don't go, listen to my explanation. 3. Jin: Hi, do you dream of me? Chaomeng: Only ghosts miss you Jin: Hey, I am a ghost now, well, we finally meet again. Mewtwo:... Hmph (turns head) 4. Du: Where is my CP? XXX:… Du: What the hell is that? XXX: I also want to know TAT Du: Wait, are you really an elf? XXX: Elf? Does it have anything to do with me? Du (holding the Poke Ball around his waist, taking a deep breath): Then go, Fossil Pterosaur As he said this, he threw the elf ball in his hand, and a fossil pterosaur flew out. XXX: Help, I'm killing people, no, I'm killing elves. Cross (black line) (The meaning of 4 is unclear, but the CP is Du, and the protagonist is an elf. I think it should be a dragon elf. I think this scene will happen, but in fact it is unlikely to happen, because if it is Du, he is the messenger of the dragon, so even if he does not make a sound, he can know what the elf is going to say. This bug is too outrageous) Looking forward to XXX's appearance (forgive me, I really don't know what this elf is called, I'll just call it XXX for the time being, hehe) This is a very happy ending, but having said that, some gym leaders themselves are superpowers (such as Nazhi), so she should be able to see Jin. In addition, the last sentence ends: Jin, I didn't expect that you will still accompany Chaomeng even if you die. If you are not true love, who else will be?
This kind of thing lasts forever Can other people and elves also see the gold in the floating state? I also want to ask, how long can Chaomeng live? No way Mewtwo is dead, Jin is still alive, but no one can see him. Maybe the ghost-type elves can see it (ah haha, my imagination is opened again) Ah Piao's gold can't even be touched by Chaomeng, or is it too painful, such as food, figures, or games?
In fact, I have been secretly thinking... Jin never married... And stayed with Mengmeng and the others until his death... And what would happen if he had someone to chase him...23333333 Now that the soul state has returned... They can't touch each other anymore. Mengmeng's little hobby of hitting Jin's head with her tail when she was angry has been confiscated... Just thinking about it makes me cry... ... How did Mengmeng spend these two hundred years... I almost faint from tears just thinking about it... Also... When I didn't want to write the third wish, I was still thinking about what I would write... Then Mengmeng wrote the third wish... I thought wildly that I would not turn Mengmeng into a human being... But... It turned into ashes... Tears... \\( ̄<  ̄)> Finally, I strongly urge you to write another extra chapter after Jin's return... ╭(╯3╰)╮