All Immortals Are Sadomasochists

"The number of visitors to the Celestial Realm keeps falling. That bunch of lowlifes in the Netherworld are over the moon! You know what they said? They said the Celestial Realm's scenery is plain and unremarkable! Plain! And! Unremarkable! Argh!" - Zhao Gongming, God of Wealth, deceased at the age of 32,218.

"The Jade Emperor has been losing all sense of decency lately. I snuck a peek at his deliveries a couple of days ago, and they were all whips, leather outfits, and candles from an adult store! The rot starts at the top. I'm filing a complaint!" - Lord Pojun, deceased at the age of 57,624.

So this is the Celestial Realm you've been longing for. Take a look! The human realm really is the only place filled with goodness, truth, and beauty!

"Listen, Wei Jinyin's face wasn't actually this big. She took a dive off her bed a couple of days ago, hahahaha!"

"Keep an eye on Wei Jinyin for me. His dad and I are going on a trip. I don't care if you feed him ice lotus or Jinkela fertilizer, just don't kill him."

"Wei Jinyin, you..."

Mom! I want to immigrate!

Immigrate? A certain man stroked his chin and smiled faintly. Why not come to my Fangzhang Mountain instead?

Immigrate? A certain man stroked his chin and snorted. At least you know what's good for you. Move to the Netherworld tomorrow!

A story about a great war in the Celestial Realm.

A story about hardworking people laboring diligently through hardship.

A story free of lowbrow interests and brimming with truth (yi), goodness (dui), and beauty (shi).

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