You’re Awful, So I Am

When I first started college, I spotted an upperclassman who was as beautiful as a flower. My friends egged me on, so I went to hit on him. "Could I get your phone number, senior?" Senior: "I don't have a phone." "Come on, senior, don't be like that. I just want to be friends!" Senior: "I already have plenty of friends." Humiliated and furious, I blurted out, "I just want to be your girlfriend!" He gave me a sidelong glance. "I have even more girlfriends." Ha. Later, I went to Beijing to chase my dreams, and while I was drifting along... I ended up sleeping with the senior. The male lead has a sharp tongue, and the female lead is a real oddball. Together, they're an unbeatable duo [hey!].