Let Me Live Life to the Fullest

The leader of the martial arts alliance has been feeling utterly miserable lately, because she can't fight at all. Not every transmigrator is a mercenary queen or a secret agent or anything like that _(:з)∠)_ "Left Protector, you're dashing and exceptionally charismatic. Besides, anyone with an eight-pack is surely the perfect candidate to be alliance leader. Have you considered taking over my position?" Left Protector: "...Alliance Leader, how do you know how many abs I have?" Alliance Leader: "Heh... heh... heh..." "Right Protector, you're refined and brilliant, and you're especially skilled with women. Surely you should consider overthrowing me?" Right Protector: "...Alliance Leader, please stop sneaking peeks at me and my virtuous wife in the bedroom." Alliance Leader: "Heh... heh... heh..." One day, the two Protectors came to the Alliance Leader with a huge stack of scrolls for her to review, only to find a heap of chicken-scratch writing left on the desk: [Today I looked at the birds in the sky and envied their carefree flight. Suddenly, I understood something about life: I've decided to live freely. I'll leave the position of Alliance Leader to the two of you. Finally, be sure to remember: don't come looking for me! Don't come looking for me!! Whatever you do, don't come looking for me!!!] This is actually a serious drama (serious face), maybe a strong heroine leveling-up story? Probably [Hey!