Because I Saw You Once in the Crowd

When Chu Yu brought Su Lan back from a gathering with his fellow disciples, Su Lan was already so drunk he was barely coherent. He didn't say a word, just gazed at Chu Yu with bright, sparkling eyes. That look set Chu Yu ablaze with desire. As soon as they got home, he pushed Su Lan onto the bed and kissed him fiercely. Once they were both worked up, Chu Yu started trying to strip Su Lan so they could get down to business, only to find himself stumped: after removing the cloak, there was a Taoist robe. After struggling to get that off, he found an inner shirt and trousers. Thinking he could finally get somewhere once those were off, he discovered yet another layer, a chest wrap [Something strange has slipped in here]. By the time Chu Yu had stripped Su Lan completely, neither of them was in the mood anymore... Chu Yu: Screw this! Congratulations, our little Chu has finally cursed for once. --From the author's adorable imagination